The Hansen Family Annual Christmas Letter 2015

(Please take a moment to refresh your memory on what happened in 2014.) In case you didn’t read last year’s Christmas letter, here is a recap: I showed off the time machine I built (which was nowhere near ready for tests) and accidentally sent my neighbors into different (and unknown) periods throughout time. I also […]

The Hansen Family Annual Christmas Letter 2014

This year started with so much excitement and promise for a better year than 2013, but in many ways it was much worse. The mishaps began around Martin Luther King Jr.’s Birthday/Holiday in January. I was holding my annual party for all of my white friends. I had a little too much to drink and […]

Yelp Review: it’s a small world (Disney World)

Thrills! Excitement! Sorrow! Despair! Descriptions! This ride continues to be an emotional roller coaster ride for me. First, a little background on me: I am a well-traveled individual who often “samples the local flavor” by courting a young dame the day before I leave for the next exotic location. Due to my current religious beliefs, […]

Yelp Review: Whiting LASIK Clinic

I came to get my vision corrected… …I left with so much more. Overall, I was very pleased with my experience. I just wish I were¬†better prepared for the great responsibilities that came with becoming a superhero. Let me explain: 9/22/14 Today was my initial free consultation. The staff was very helpful and answered all […]