Author Archives: TV's John Hansen

About TV's John Hansen

I love power metal. I like writing and telling stories. I like trying to make people laugh. I like making myself laugh more. I like pizza too. I also like writing stories about making pizza laugh.

The Hansen Family Annual Christmas Letter 2015

(Please take a moment to refresh your memory on what happened in 2014.) In case you didn’t read last year’s Christmas letter, here is a recap: I showed off the time machine I built (which was nowhere near ready for … Continue reading

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Dream Sequence #82

February 17, 2015 I am on the set of a TV series working as an Audio Technician. It is a multi-day shoot and I feel like I have been going above and beyond to impress the clients. On the second … Continue reading

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The Hansen Family Annual Christmas Letter 2014

This year started with so much excitement and promise for a better year than 2013, but in many ways it was much worse. The mishaps began around Martin Luther King Jr.’s Birthday/Holiday in January. I was holding my annual party … Continue reading

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Yelp Review: it’s a small world (Disney World)

Thrills! Excitement! Sorrow! Despair! Descriptions! This ride continues to be an emotional roller coaster ride for me. First, a little background on me: I am a well-traveled individual who often “samples the local flavor” by courting a young dame the … Continue reading

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Yelp Review: Whiting LASIK Clinic

I came to get my vision corrected… …I left with so much more. Overall, I was very pleased with my experience. I just wish I were¬†better prepared for the great responsibilities that came with becoming a superhero. Let me explain: … Continue reading

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