Category Archives: Funny Shit

The Hansen Family Annual Christmas Letter 2015

(Please take a moment to refresh your memory on what happened in 2014.) In case you didn’t read last year’s Christmas letter, here is a recap: I showed off the time machine I built (which was nowhere near ready for … Continue reading

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The Hansen Family Annual Christmas Letter 2014

This year started with so much excitement and promise for a better year than 2013, but in many ways it was much worse. The mishaps began around Martin Luther King Jr.’s Birthday/Holiday in January. I was holding my annual party … Continue reading

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Yelp Review: it’s a small world (Disney World)

Thrills! Excitement! Sorrow! Despair! Descriptions! This ride continues to be an emotional roller coaster ride for me. First, a little background on me: I am a well-traveled individual who often “samples the local flavor” by courting a young dame the … Continue reading

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Yelp Review: Whiting LASIK Clinic

I came to get my vision corrected… …I left with so much more. Overall, I was very pleased with my experience. I just wish I were¬†better prepared for the great responsibilities that came with becoming a superhero. Let me explain: … Continue reading

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Another Post-Apocalyptic Love Story

“Damn it!” Chester said out loud as he awakened. “I’m still alive.” Life was tough for Chester “Chazz” Darvey. It had been three years since The Outbreak, and somehow, he was still surviving. Chester was a tall, muscular man with … Continue reading

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