The Hansen Family Annual Christmas Letter 2014

This year started with so much excitement and promise for a better year than 2013, but in many ways it was much worse. The mishaps began around Martin Luther King Jr.’s Birthday/Holiday in January. I was holding my annual party for all of my white friends. I had a little too much to drink and […]

The Hansen Family Annual Christmas Letter 2013

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone from the Hansen family. I realized that no one in my family had (to my knowledge) written our annual Christmas letter, so I decided to take it upon myself to update everyone on the goings-on on all things “Hansen.” Let’s start with my parents. 2013 began with […]

A Christmas Miracle (a children’s book)

Once upon a time, there was a mute little boy named Damien. Damien was 10 years old, and never spoken a day in his life. The other children at school liked to tease him because he was different. One day after school, some kids waited for Damien by the buses. They planned to bully him […]

Dream Sequence #14

October 15, 2009 I was visiting my family in Texas. It must have been Christmas morning. After breakfast, my sister handed me a giant steering wheel made of metal and painted bright, fire truck red. The center of the steering wheel was shaped more like the Mercedes symbol than an actual steering wheel. Just then […]